I was thinking of all the strange things I've started doing over the past few years since we got Cheech and I thought for a bit of fun I'd make a thread which we could all add to and compare.
You know you're obsessed with chinchillas when...
You started off with one chinchilla but now (?) years later you own (?)
Everything you own has tiny bite marks in... and you think it's cute.
All your new furniture is untreated pine so it's not harmful to your chinchillas (and you're not bothered that it's going to get chewed).
You find chinchilla poo in the weirdest places in your house.
You find chinchilla poo at work, although you're not sure how it got there.
You talk about chinchilla poo far too much.
You've come up with your own pet names for chinchillas, like chinnies or finnies.
You talk to your chinchillas like they're babies/children/adults.
Chinchilla proofing your house is an ever changing and active sport.
You're sure your chinchillas are smarter than you.
You're sure your chinchillas are laughing at you.
You've learned to read chinchilla body language better than you can humans.
When people visit they must be introduced to the chinchillas like other members of your house, or you feel rude.
And now add some more.